MasterChef Australia is one of
the highest rating television programs in the country. It pitches amateur cooks
against each other in a competition that is far more a developmental culinary
journey than confrontational beat up based on artificial personalities found in
many ‘reality’ programs.
Given her passion for cooking, it’s
not surprising that Master Chef is Karen’s favourite television show by far.
Each season thousands of hopefuls apply for a place on the show. These are
whittled down to just sixty or so in each State who get to actually cook for
the producers as part of the audition process. In 2019 Karen was one of those select
few. Below is her account of the adventure.
Karen's cooking is normally done in Our Dreamtime's small but efficient galley. |
Wow wow wow! ... I never thought I
would be standing in front of a bench in a commercial kitchen eyes riveted on a
MasterChef Mystery Box but here I was. The day had started extremely early with
a trip to my local Farmers Market to ensure I had everything ready for my
audition cook, and now, at 5pm, I was one of thirty hopefuls who stood waiting
to hear those words, "Your time starts now".
After completing the intensive
application process I had waited for the notification to see if I had made it
through the 1st screening test. With your personal life history laid out for
the scrutiny of the show’s producers, you hope that you showed a great enough
love of cooking and commitment to your future food ambitions. I feared my
listed future ambitions may have been my weak point. I didn't have grandiose
dreams of opening my own restaurant or pop-up, I simply wanted to learn more,
and be able to continue to blog and vlog about my food experience as we sail
the world to remote places. I want to bring the new diverse food experiences we
enjoy into other people's lives. Thousands of hopefuls apply but only a few are
chosen. So when the brief email appeared in my inbox inviting me to actually
audition to appear on Master Chef Australia I was excited to say the least. The
date and venue were set and then a further detailed email arrived giving very
precise instructions on what I was in for.
Audition #1 would be a Mystery Box
with a 1 hour cooking time. Your food and suitability for the show would be
judged. If successful you would be invited back the following day for Audition
#2 to cook your signature dish. "Signature Dish", what signature
dish? It's not like I run a restaurant and am known for one outstanding dish.
Rob is lucky to have the same dish twice as I am always experimenting and
utilising whatever fresh ingredients available in season at whatever place we
are in at the time. Problem number one, what to cook.
I had two weeks from the time of
being notified to the audition date. Now the pressure was on. I finally decided
on making Thai style stuffed squid my new, and first, signature dish. I chose
it as, firstly, Moreton Bay was teeming with them at the time. Secondly, it
would showcase our lifestyle of living on board, and thirdly, I was confident
in producing a flavoursome dish in the one hour time frame.
Each night for a fortnight Rob
would call “Your time starts now” and I’d launch into producing a Masterchef
worthy masterpiece before he shouted “Time’s up” sixty minutes later. We’d then
sit down to diner, critically picking apart everything from presentation on the
plate to every nuance of the dish. By the end of the two weeks of experimenting
and tweaking the recipe, Rob and I were wondering if we would ever want to eat
squid again, specially Thai stuffed squid. At the time I really didn't want to
see another squid in my life let alone cook one under the pressure of
television cameras in your face while producers fired questions.
This is TV right. So you have to
be honest. Not only were your cooking skills going to be scrutinised but how
you presented, spoke and your knowledge and love of food had to shine. So for
the first time in 8 months I went to the hairdresser, cut, colour, and blow
dry. Then I had to choose an outfit to comply with the instructions of long
pants and closed in shoes, practicality and safety first.
So back to audition day. After my trip to the market, I carefully went
through the ingredients I would require for my "Signature Dish" and
packed them ready for transportation. Next came the equipment I would require.
Nothing but knives and hard fixed appliances would be provided. I had to bring
everything else I needed to cook and plate my dish. This is of course if I got
through Audition #1, As we were not going to find out if we were through to
Audition #2 until early evening on the Saturday night and would need to be back
the following morning, I felt forward planning was essential for my piece of
mind. It also kept me busy thinking about Day 2 and not what I was going to
face in a couple of hours. The nerves were building regardless.
Arriving a bit early at the venue,
there was one other person waiting. With my instant thought being ‘thank
goodness I'm not the first’, we fell
into easy conversation and found our love of food a great uniter. As time drew
closer the crowd grew with many bringing family and friends for support. Chloe
and Ben, top ten and runner up of the 2018 season, arrived to chat to us. This
eased the nerves as it gave us a great opportunity to ask questions about the
2018 show and the living arrangements in the MasterChef House. At this point I
discovered that four of the people auditioning in my group had also auditioned
in previous years. Wow! It can't be that traumatic if they are willing to do it
a 2nd or 3rd time.
Before I knew it, I was standing
in front of the "Mystery Box" and the words "Your time starts
now" echoed in my head. The first peak at the produce was both
exhilarating and terrifying. Provided was a selection of protein, and an array
of product and produce that could send you in either a savoury or sweet way.
However usual combinations weren't so obvious and you had to improvise. I
immediately looked to my comfort zone, savoury and started planning my dish. Seafood
of course. The hour did go by quickly with the production team coming up and
constantly asking what your dish was, where did the influence come from, how
were you going to plate up, and asking you questions about yourself etc.... the
final ten second countdown began with everyone joining in and then the hooter
sounded. “Step away from your plate!”
One by one our dishes were tasted
with us waiting eagerly for the judges to make their decision. This is where
the self-doubt sets in. Did I do enough? Is it cooked correctly? Are the
flavours coherent? Are the flavours exciting? Is my dish a winner? Do I fit
what they’re looking for? While quite complimentary of my efforts,
unfortunately that’s where my Master Chef journey ended.
As I sat chronicling my fantastic
experience the following day, the six talented Master Chef hopefuls chosen from
our audition were cooking their "Signature Dish". Good luck to each
of them. I’m sure they cooked their hearts out.
I for one will be watching the 2019 MasterChef Australian edition
knowing it's a tough road to get to the top 50 let alone the top 10. I hope I
see some familiar faces.
There was one final challenge
though. Rob and I had to eat our way
through my "Signature Dish". More squid. Such is life in Our Galley.
Cheers Karen.
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