30 Reasons why sailing is safer than sex.

Who'd have thought?

1.You don't have to hide your collection of sailing magazines. 

2. Looking at sailing websites is unlikely to result in downloading a computer virus.

3. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to sail with you once in a while.

4. Nobody expects you to only sail with one person your whole life.

5. It’s OK to talk about sailing in front of the kids.

6. If your partner takes pictures or videos of you sailing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

7. No politician ever lost his job for sailing with the wrong person.

8. Going sailing is highly unlikely to result in unplanned little sailors.

9. Sailing with your dog doesn’t mean you're weird.

10. Your sailing partner doesn't get upset about people you sailed with long ago.

11. It's perfectly respectable to sail with family members.

12. Nobody expects sailing to be fantastic every time.

13. It’s perfectly respectable to be seen walking into a sailing shop.

14. Being good with ropes is viewed as a skill rather than a fetish.

15. When you see a really good sailor, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you sailing together.

16. Size doesn't matter. You can enjoy sailing regardless.

17. When dealing with a sailing pro, you never have to wonder if he’s really an undercover cop.

18. You can have a sailing calendar on your wall at the office, tell sailing jokes, and invite co-workers to sail with you without getting sued for harassment or sex discrimination at work.

19. Nobody expects you to give up sailing if your partner loses interest in it.

20. Nobody will ever tell you that if you sail by yourself, you’ll go blind.

21. Enjoying a quick sail is not regarded as under performance by your partner.

22. If you want to watch sailing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel and you don’t need to feel guilty watching on the family TV.

23. It's OK to be thinking about fishing while you're sailing.

24. There are no sailing-transmitted diseases. (Other than poverty)

25. Experiencing wind when sailing won’t upset your partner.

26. Your sailing partner will never say, "Not again? We just sailed last week! Is sailing all you ever think about?"

27. Sailing in public won't get you arrested.

28. Group sailing is not seen as kinky.

29. Swinging is socially acceptable when anchored.

30. Using electronic aids is normal.

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